Welcome to Fan Fractions. Where fantasy is like party food - you don't need a plate, but you can have one if you like.

WARNING. It would seem my PHP code is fucked. This is no surprise, and I've totally forgotten how I programmed this thing in the first place. So... I don't know what to say, really - if it doesn't work, just email your story to me at jon dot blyth, at gmail dot com. KK.

Fan Fictions, in case you've not heard of stuff, are written by people who lovingly recreate and extend the universes of their favourite writers. They are often meticulous, frequently complex, and invariably long.

Fan Fractions™, on the other hand, are never longer than 200 words, and are sometimes just a couple of pictures, written by people who just reckon it's funny to write about Jesus and Mario taking a dump. Fan Fractions are guaranteed to leave you feeling unsatisfied and grubby.

Root around, you dirty little shitbags. Root around like the desperate perverts that you are. The links are down there.