September last year, my mate Neil said "let's go and throw sausages at David Blaine". In the spirit of getting pissed and flinging meat, I got carried away and invited London. I'm not a revolutionary, an anarchist, or Dave Gorman. All I wanted to do was throw sausages at David Blaine.
Is that such a crime? And clearly, the reason that I just asked that question... is because it turned out that it was.
It started on September 8, 2003.