OPERATICAL PHENOMENA No 1
BIZET'S CARMEN
Carmen is widely regarded as the hilariousest of
the operas, containing three seperate pie-fights.
One of these fights replaced all the pies with a single bull, which
is stabbed until it dies - a scene that redefined slapstick
for many.
Julia Migenes threw herself into this roll, at
one stage literally! When she threw a really sticky pie
using all her strength, she ended up flying after it! Using similar
Spanish physics, Placido Domingo hovered throughout some of the
more heart-breaking scenes by picking up the bucket he was standing
in.
Carmen was not met with universal acclaim; whilst
Jeff Banks hailed it as "like finding a packet of orange Fruit
Pastilles", Tony Parsons was less forgiving. "If someone
gave me the option of watching that shit or putting a golfing umbrella
down my dick-eye, I wouldn't even ask if the umbrella was open or
closed. Just stick that fucking umbrella into my fucking dick."
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