ACTS OF HUMAN PERVERSION no. 1
Stealth BobscoffinG
Over 13% of humans delight in the consensual smothering
of their faces and tongues in waste matter. An unlucky fraction
of this percentage are so stankingly poor-looking that they cannot
find other people willing to crimp one off into their sick-minded
faces.
These people are reduced to running around the
streets, pretending to be a public commode. They hide under their
plank and hang around outside pubs at closing time, waiting for
the first of the beer shits to slide into their mouths. Sometimes,
they become so aroused that they stick their head through the hole
and bite handfuls of gunk, hair and semi-digested bar snacks from
the soon-to-be-not-oblivious anus.
The owners of these anuses will usually be horrified
that they have just done bumshonk onto a man who, against all logic,
appears to be licking his lips and winking.
|