YOUR WORLD IS UNDER THREAT no 1
WHY FOREIGNERS ARE OK IN THEIR PLACE

The rise of far-right political parties is due to ordinary people being forced to voting like cunts. What causes this behaviour? It's because they're scared. And what causes fear? Two things; parasitical infections of a rectal proplapse, and ignorance. I can't cure parasitical infections of a rectal prolapse. But I can explain a thing or two about other races.

Because other races have different life experiences, they respond differently to different situations. For instance - a thumbs-up gesture in Iraq doesn't mean "hey, this is my favourite song!" It means "here's a horse - get outta town".

So, give an Israeli a refridgerator, and he is likely to fire it at a Palestinian, even though it is not a gun. Is this the sort of behaviour we want in the leafy kitchens of suburban Norbiton? No! That's why everyone in Norbiton is a racist.

It's ignorance that breeds fear, and only education can combat this fear. So, here are some facts to help you not be such a dangerous bigot.

• Water is also known as Dihydrogen Oxide
• The three clefs are treble, alto and bass.
• Ducks quacks do not make an echo.
• If you sneeze with your eyes open, your eyes fall out unless you fart at the same time to suck them back in.